I want my baby to be born with nail polish and make-up on?

Is there a pill or something I can take? I am not having my baby come out ugly!I want my baby to be born with nail polish and make-up on?
swallow cosemetics and it'll work xDI want my baby to be born with nail polish and make-up on?
Forget eating it.. too much risk of wrong colour being absorbed.. the ONLY way is to get a travel sized kit of makep and ';send'; it directly up ther eto the baby.


Hopefully she/he has the cordination to draw a straight line!





The otehr optionis to get a catchers mitt and paint the face on it... and goive it to the doc to cath the baby in it. The wet face will most likely absorb some of the make up directly.... but quite being born ';with'; the painted face, but damn close!
There is a way, but it's not going to be pretty(well the baby is, it's just not going to be easy).


You're going to have to eat makeup, which the baby will absorb. It will also look super natural, so you don't have to worry about your baby looking like a ho.


To make the digestion of the makeup easier, I'd suggest crushing it in your cereal.Tastes yummy.





And as slutty pineapple said, you're going to have to snort some eyeshadow, but you also need to inject foundation.
You win for the dumbest question of the day. It would only take a moron to figure out a question like this,besides what if it were a boy? Would that matter?
before thinking about nail polish and make up, you should hope that it comes in one piece with all his limbs, no disabilities or syndromes of any kinds because that kind of ';make up'; never comes off!
I would start drinking foundation and snorting eye shaddow. You can never start too early.
haha thats cute..but no...your pretty so i am sure your baby will be a beautiful one. all babys are beautiful anyway. i bet yours has pretty hair when it comes out.
u dont deserve a child you sick person!!





this is just wrong





listen to what your saying!!!





your right i hope it doesnt come out looking like you





and i hope your not its mother!!





Go to hell
again you!


asking stupid question!!


you realize you make yourself sound pretty stupid!!!
Yeah, Its called Ecstasy
i think you should also bang your head into the wall until it looks like a strawberry pancake :)
r u serious?? its your baby their always gonna be beautiful 2 u thats just mean, ';i'm not having my baby come out ugly!'; how mean is that to say!!!!!!!!!! :(( *shakes head*
Yeah, I hear they come pre-packaged now.
Yes! and she can come out peeing glitter!!
start eating make up.
thanks for the laughs on this question
bahaha ! um, are you kidding? :)
yes we dont want a ugly baby


LETS MAKE PILL TOGETHER!!


y has no one had this idea before?
Ur funny....but cute....lol
what the hell is wrong with you?
i have to see be for i answer